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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
These are the key witnesses who testified against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs so far - CNN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
No way
Why don't younger men like older women?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
China Rare-Earth Magnet Maker Gets Green Light for US Exports - Bloomberg
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
James Webb Space Telescope discovers planets forming in space's most punishing environments - Space
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...